part 1, in which you appreciate the overuse of the word gay.
alright le fred: someones online
alright le fred: as i am geoff rowley
rowley or die: that is gay dude are they?
alright le fred: yes!
alright le fred: add them
rowley or die: they are!
alright le fred: and see their gayness
rowley or die: that is gay!
alright le fred: isn't it lame!1
part 2, in which rah attemps to harrass the lame geoff rowley pretender.
alright le fred: OMG ARE YOU GEOFF ROWLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alright le fred: oh :-(
alright le fred: i told all my friendz that geoff rowley was online
iamgeoffrowley signed off at 10:02:08 PM.
part 3, in which jemma attemps to harrass the lame geoff rowley pretender.
rowley or die: OMG ARE YOU GEOFF ROWLEY!!!!!!!!!
iamgeoffrowley signed off at 22:03:37.
part 4, in which we decide he blocked us and didn't go offline at all
RaynorLikesCake: i no see him/her!
alright le fred: ooh
RaynorLikesCake: maybe it really went
alright le fred: maybe they put buddy list privacy no
alright le fred: *on
RaynorLikesCake: oh EVIL
RaynorLikesCake: i want to talk to geoff rowley
alright le fred: ME TOO
RaynorLikesCake: what a cunt
RaynorLikesCake: i want to talk to him!
RaynorLikesCake: we broke i am geoff rowley
RaynorLikesCake: now i go back to rowley or die
RaynorLikesCake: i am sad
alright le fred: :-(
part 5, the conclusion
rowley or die: i have this in my profile now
rowley or die: "iamgeoffrowley" if you are reading this, i am sorry, come back and talk to me i want to talk to you you seem like a very interesting and fun person even though despite your deceptive screenname you are not actually geoff rowley. come back to me a while, change your taste in men!
rowley or die: i am hoping he will read and talk to me
rowley or die: i be wanting to talk to him lots!
rowley or die: i bet he has a gay crew and someone in his gay crew is called iamartosaari and someone else is called iamruneglifberg and some poor fucker got stuck with iambastiensalab cause i dont think salabanzi would all fit on